Britney Spears

Remember a few pre-head shaving years ago, when Britney claimed she was working on something that was like a doctorate degree (<-her description) that she called My Truth?  This was back before the pink wig, before the faux British accent and before her daddy took the reigns of her life. I remember reading through that and (of course) mocking it. I remember thinking, she built us all up --she brought the hype and didn't deliver. This? This is all she's got?! 

I wish I could Google it and re-read it now.  What if I was wrong? What if there was some kind of code in Her Truth (probably not DaVinci style) that could have explained that shaving one's head was the answer.  What if she was right?! Ok.... that is me being facetious.

    

But on a slightly related note, I am considering a different hairstyle and an unnatural hair color. This could be the beginning of my decent into faux British accent land. 

PS I know I have a font size/style identity problem. Add it to the list of issues.