lazy Saturday discovery

I'm trying to paint my nails. Emphasis on the word trying.  I thought about how the lady at the salon told me OPI brand was the best nail polish. So I'm slathering it on and realizing that I don't like it. I prefer the stuff that dries in 60 seconds. I'm going to wipe it all off in a minute. I just want to get my keyboard good and covered in the OPI first while I type this out.

I think I like my nail polish like I like my men: slightly old, thick and slow to run.  And fast drying. Ok no. I take it back. That's just creepy. 

Who's up for mani pedis on Monday?